There was once a boy who lived in a small village called Gaillardia. He was very rich and would get anything he wished for. His rich dad worked all day and night while he and his mother shopped all day with the money he earned. One day, he was watching a show on his MacBook Air when the emergency message popped up with a loud beep. He clicked on it and read the article. Although Jack hated reading and was a couch potato, he decided against it and read it. He ran to his mom, surprised to find her crying. “Woman, there is a meteor that will hit earth in a few days!” he exclaimed. Although he had no clue what a meteor was, he acted like he had transformed into a genius overnight. His mother cried and called her husband. The mom cried, “Josh! There is a meteor that is going to kill us!” Josh replied, “Okay, calm down. I will be back home in an hour and we will find a solution.” The wife hung up the phone and grabbed her son’s arms and said, “Sweetie, don’t worry. Daddy and I know what to do. We will protect you at any cost!” Until the father arrived back home, the two of them cried under the master bedroom nightstand. The father energetically yelled, “Guys, I’m home! Let’s talk!” The mother and son stood petrified and raced down to the media room where they would usually have all their meetings. The dad grabbed his back and yelled, “Ouch! My back! Urgh, it hurts!” Jack and his mom stared at each other and said, “What’s wrong with this old grandpa?” Josh stood up and said, “We will make a 500 feet tunnel where we will live for the next 15 years as the meteor causes fires for a while.” Jack said, “How will we eat, play, study and do everything we do every single day!” The dad giggled and said, “Son, sure you eat and play which causes that pot belly, but who said anything about studying!” Jack turned to a tomato and yelled, “You are the pot belly.” The dad said, “Alright! Enough with this fight! Let’s start digging!” The son yelled, “What the hell are bills of cash for! To hire constructors! Let me enjoy my last few days on earth before you abandon me into a dog cage!” The dad said, “Okay, okay! Um, where is my phone?” Jack handed him the phone and he called the builders to come as soon as possible. However they said due to the meteor nobody is available to work in order to protect their own families.
“Ugh, I hate this!” yelled Jack. “Let me take a break!” “Nope son! One break delays us even more! We have to go to the market to get the supplies we need for the next fifteen years,” said Josh. The mom was sharing Instagram stories with her friends about the meteor. The two men yelled, “Lady, you gotta work too. Do me a favor and go get all the supplies we need for our lives. God knows, you may run outta some makeup! Here, take my American Express Platinum Card and pay a visit to Sephora too!” The woman left for the mall as the men continued to dig. Hours later, the mom returned, yelling, “I spent $1,987,567. Also got some more electronics in case our old ugly ones break!” To her surprise, the men finished working on the tunnel! “Yay! I call the master-master bedroom! Na-na-na-boo-boo,” said the spoiled wife. She jumped into the tunnel and yelled! They could hear her cry hundreds of feet down! “I think yo mama died, we did not even install our stairs yet!” said Josh. The boy fell to his knees and poked his head down. “Yo mama, can you hear me?” asked Jack. His voice echoed many times but he heard no response from his mom. He stared at his father with watery eyes. “da-da sh-she de-de-dead?” asked Jack. The dad said, “I wonder who will clean you in the bathroom then, cause I ain’t doing that!” So the boy jumped in too and yelled, “I’m coming for you yo mamma!” Josh giggled because the plan was successful! He called Dan and said, “Thanks for posting the emergency button for me. I paid you millions for a reason! I’m so glad I got rid of those two monkeys. Shopping all day without my approval.” He hung up and laid on his couch and laughed. “Life sucks, but you gotta make it not suck up into that hole!”
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